It will not have walls of pictures because they are soooo boring.   

 It will have cool chairs and moody lighting. The green button will do something really awesome like launching rockets or revealing hidden trapdoors.

  It will not have awkward medieval spiral stairs it will have escalators.

 
These notes have been added to Stuart’s list and he intends to start excavations real soon… Just as soon as he’s persuaded Jorge to do all the digging.